Objects

Take a little gander at the following picture:


Now try to guess what it is!

Could it be some strange combination of memory stick and lipstick?

Heck no! It's perhaps the greatest invention of all time, found here.

Oh Lelo. It has taken some restraint to not have mentioned these little darlings on my blog before, as I want it to be family friendly (and because if I don't restrain myself, this blog will become pure smut) (though who doesn't like smut?) but really, pleasure objects are not at all gross or inappropriate. They are fun! And Lelo makes them ultra classy. I mean, look at this:
A gold plated vibrator! How absurdly and perfectly decadent.

I must also mention a couple exciting facts while on the topic of Lelo's fabulousness. Their pleasure objects don't require batteries, as they plug into your wall like a cell phone (or into your computer like an ipod, in the case of the top photo). They also all come with a 1 year warranty instead of the standard 30-day, are made of extremely high quality materials (like surgical-quality silicone), and come in a very classy black box. They have a few goodies for gentlemen as well! I go on like this because every other sex toy out there is marketed so deplorably and made without this amazing attention to detail. The sex toy industry is viewed as icky and gross and sleazy only because they've made it that way. Lelo is changing that by bringing the classiness back into masturbation. Classturbation!

Alright. Enough talk of vibrators.

Sorry.