This doesn't bode well for my pocketbook, but it assures the world a summer of me looking fabulously ridiculous. As you can see, today I found myself an old swimming cap and the largest pair of sunglasses I've ever seen. (Hint: I have a pretty big head.)
I will expand on this later, but I have also been busy tonight creating sculptural revenge on a sexist art prof who has been treating me like absolute shit. He made remarks about how women basically just bake pies and break things, and I demanded he apologize for it. We've been battling ever since.
For my final project, which has all sorts of idiotic guidelines to make it as uber-masculine as possible, I have figured out a way to follow the rules while creating a certain bit of the female anatomy... More on this later.
Oh, and one other thing to look forward to, dearest readers: Project Lemur.
22 comments:
YEs! I get to leave the first comment. So I get to be the first one to say that I am coveting your rummage sale You are a knockout with the glasses and swimcap combo. I hope you do plan on going out in public like that because you can rock a swimcap like no other.
p.s. as big of a dick as your teacher is, I do believe that he may be getting the best work out of you. Regardless, I really hope you stick it to the man.
p.s. part 2 see my replied comment to yours on my blog. Thanks panks.
grr, I hate catching typos after the fact. Correction..."I am coveting your rummage sale FINDS"
Oooo, project Lemur?!??! What could it be???
I can't wait for Street Fair season :) mozzarepas! Mmmmm....
Those sho are some big sunglasses!
Great pictures! Love the "big" sunglass's. :)
Oh I covet those sunglasses SO HARD. They are frickin awesome.
That is the coolest swim cap EVAR. I might actually wear that to the pool if I could get a great 40's suit. Hmmm....
Can't wait to hear about your revenge on the prof!!!
love the cap and glasses great pictures :)
oh my gosh...I think those are my sunglasses...LOL...i have a rather big head too!
dig the glasses man!
Jerk off professors are just jealous blocked artists.
The glasses rock!!!
I WANT those glasses.
I LOVE that swimcap!
Sharks 3 Flames 2
:P
Can't wait till Sunday! We'll be on the road, but I'll be thinking of you while listening on the radio. :)
You look hot!
We've filled our apartment with the lovely Toronto garage sales. Thank god it's spring.
Hey, I blogged about you. (and others)
hey, found your rockin' blog via amy. and i just had to say how rad you are for standing up to that dumb teacher. unfortunately, i'm sure we could both spend hours swapping stories- past and present. can't wait to hear about the details of this one, though...
I'm loving the sun glasses!
Those glasses are the coolest EVER. I have loved big glasses since I was little. You look like Sharon Tate in them. I am a huge fan of Sharon Tate.
I am glad to have found your blog through Amy!
Love the sunglasses/swim cap combo!
Oooh, I saw my first garage sale a couple weeks ago. I had a serious happy moment.
The glasses/swim cap are awesome!
But I'm curious now to see the art assignment!
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